Bikinibabes in sunglasses competition

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: your mother was a hamster!

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: The nights who say "Ni!"

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: no, don't say that word!
what word is it?
oh, you said the word again!
how can we not know to say it if we don't know what it is?
ahhh!

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: Oh its just a harmless little rabbit! Whats it going to do? Nibble your bum! (which I now have in my house ^_^)

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha!
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: Minstrel: *singing* Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: *the King gestures to the window*
King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?
King of Swamp Castle: No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
'Tis but a scratch.
A scratch?! Your arm's off.
No it isn't.
Then what's that then.
I've had worse.
You LIE!
Come-on you PANSEY!

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: Have at you!
You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Oh, had enough, aye?
Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: We're knights of the round table,
We dance whenever we're able,
We do routines, and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot.

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
*a man puts a body on the cart*
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
*the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club*
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: wow...our comments can be really long now.. >_>

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: I know, this is the best spamming ive done all year!

King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/62369/grail04.wav

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: XD

King Arthur: NI.
Sir Bedevere: NOU.
King Arthur: No, NI.
Sir Bedevere: NOU.
King Arthur: No No, NI... NI.
Sir Bedevere: No,No,No,No... NI.


brb: shower

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/62369/grail03.wav

2006-08-09 [FireGypsy]: Lol I think that is my favourite part of the whole movie!

2006-08-09 [RabidSphinx]: Are you suggesting Coconuts migrate?
not at all! they can be carried!